Meme

[deelaundry]

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"Stop complaining about missing lunch."

Hmm...

Comments

[knitty-woman.livejournal.com]

There don't seem to be any books around anywhere, which (apparently) means there are no words to describe my sex life. :)

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

Scrutinizing him, she said, "Maybe you're not a celebrity; maybe I've reverted back to my delusional period."

Scary/creepy. Yours seems so much better.

[bironic.livejournal.com]

The book nearest to me when I saw this meme during the day was a health manual, so that didn't make sense. Here in my apt, the first book was crossword puzzles ("Get one's feet wet?") so I'm just going to declare this meme a "nearest novel" question, which leaves me with -- ha --

"Got to release the vacuum," he explained.

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

If you don't count my writing notebook, it's the Jefferson Bible (idek) which says, "Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savor, wherewith shall it be salted?"

Huh. No matter how I read that, it doesn't bode well ;).

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

"Next to me was a young official with an angry, sleepy face."

Well, okay then. :-D

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

He had registered at Fitzwilliam with the help of an essay he penned for the entrance examination, "Similarities and Differences between teh French and Russian Revolutions."
My sex life in 2012 is going to be really, really boring.

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

In a medium skillet, saute' onion, tomato, curry powder, and salt in oil until tender.

Perhaps this means mine will be spicy?

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

The book nearest to me doesn't have a forty-fifth page. I guess this means my sex life will be nonexistent?

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

This immediately reminds me of House & Wilson. Is that bad?

Okay nearest book..."Er was een prijs - nee, er waren twéé prijzen uitgeloofd, een grote en een kleine - voor wie de grootste snelheid kon bereiken, en dan niet de snelheid in één enkele wedstrijd, maar over het hele jaar genomen."

[pgrabia.livejournal.com]

Well, believe it or not the nearest book was a Bible. I opened it to page 45 and the first sentence was "Now Dinah, the daughter Leah had borne to Jacob, went out to visit the women of the land." Hmm...okay, I'm pretty certain that I'm straight, though I admit all of the men in my life have been pigs. Is this trying to tell me something? Lol!