Mr. Laundry's SGA Plot Bunny

[deelaundry]

"So," Mr. Laundry said just now. "Has anyone written a fic where Rodney modifies the stargate so it'll turn John gay?"

"I'd have to check the archive," I replied.

"But Ronon goes through instead," Mr. L continued. "So it causes a love triangle. And Rodney's trying to figure out how to get John to go through, but he keeps getting distracted by all the buttsex with Ronon."

"Go on," said I.

"And then Weir turns into a statue but no one notices."

LOLOLOLOL Mr. L was born to write crack.

He also requests someone make an SG-1 fanvid with all the times they say they're locked out of the system.

Comments

[antychan.livejournal.com]

He also requests someone make an SG-1 fanvid with all the times they say they're locked out of the system.

I'm not in the fandom but this sounds like it could be a crucial message to TV writers everywhere.

[jonne17.livejournal.com]

I cannot imagine why you married this man.

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

MAKE HIM WRITE IT. ;D

[perspi.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, is John distracted from going thru the Stargate by all the buttsex with Ronon, or is Rodney distracted from his planning by all the buttsex with Ronon?

...because I first read it that John was the one having buttsex with Ronon, and not going through the gate, and I laughed and laughed. Heeeeeeee.

:)

[sabinetzin]

This post made me cackle out loud. Oh, Mr. Laundry.

[xayeidemon.livejournal.com]

Chevron 7...will not lock/engage.
I can't. We're locked out of the system, sir.
She locked us out of the system, sir.
I'm locked out, sir.
The Goa'uld are jamming our...
Chevron 8...encoded???

LOL, they were locked out of the system when the 8th chevron popped up. I <3 SG-1, and your hubby is awesome.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I know, right? They probably don't realize they're going back to the same thing again and again, but when you watch the episodes in a row, tropes become noticeable.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Love your icon!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

He's more of an idea guy, short bits of wonderful creativity. Did you see the animated version of 101 Dalmations? The husband in that is a jingle writer -- Mr. L would be awesome at that job. :D