An Important Thing to Know

[deelaundry]

FRIENDSHIP IS TOLERABLE TO THE VIPs.

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Yesterday's quote of the day: "I sighed, shook my head, and walked away with my hand on the back of my neck. I kept walking like that, hesitantly, as if walking away from a cake halfway decorated."

Comments

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

... did he leave the cake out in the rain? 'cause it took so long to bake it and he'll never have the recipe again, you know.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

... um. Okay?

*is baffled*

[nuclearfootball.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT FORUM BULLSHIT IT PISSES ME OFF

Not that I read more than a dozen words of the post, but still.

EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

The forum that was advertised on a million LJ sites today sent out an email to members saying that discussion of "same sex Romance slashes" will not be allowed on the forum, but "FRIENDSHIP IS TOLERABLE TO THE VIPs."

XD

The second quote is from a fanfic. Has kind of a Bulwer-Lytton air to it, don't you think?

[chippers87.livejournal.com]

Argh. Fuck them to hell with a shiny object.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

It's a metaphorical cake, duh!

XD XD XD

This is the same fanfic that had the line, "I am going to I am going to sort through your T-shirt drawer because that is what made you my Greg."

XD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

The cake IS a lie!

That bread looks like it'll be mighty tasty, though.

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

Ah! Got it.

And yes. Hee.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Whole-wheat, handmade, honey and flaxseed. Coming soon to a dinner table near you, tomorrow night.

[magie-05.livejournal.com]

WHATTTTTTTTT

[black-cigarette.livejournal.com]

Friendship is "tolerable"?

What forum is this? I seem to have missed it. But if my stories are merely "tolerable" I think I would prefer to avoid the place.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

JANE, THAT FORUM IS SO CRAZY

BUT I'M LOLLING INSTEAD OF FUMING

[dangomango.livejournal.com]

LOL this entire post has amused me when I needed it. Thank you for that <3

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee.

I went back and looked -- it's some new thing that supposedly has OMG ACCESZ TO TEH VIPS OF TEH SHOW. IF U ASK A QUESTION, IT WILL GET TO THEM.

The announcement was complete with misspellings and faux exclusivity bullshit. Heh.

[black-cigarette.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow! I'd better think up some really good questions for TEH VIP'S!1!!

Also ... okay, so I don't write slash, but I don't think the "VIPS" have any problem with it, given that they're the ones coming up with such lines as the one about House's "desire to get Wilson into my bedroom." I mean, really.

[californiaquail.livejournal.com]

The people who set up that forum have no affiliation with the show whatsoever. One of them has a huge collection of poorly written Hameron fics at ff dot net.

But I love how they posted the pimps like they were doing us all a favor by allowing us access to their forums.

I also thought it was funny that they referred to them as "my VIPs" in their reply to me. Like they need to protect these people from crazy fans like me, who think it's okay for two men to have sex.

[talulahk.livejournal.com]

srsly? this entire broo-haha has really lightened my day. what a big ol' bag o'wank it all is.

honestly, i kinda feel sorry that they don't have more in their lives.

[talulahk.livejournal.com]

off topic - I LOVE your icon.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

The people running the forum seem to consider themselves the VIPs. Well, keeps them off the streets, I guess.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

They're the same crew who were organizing one of the House conventions that never got off the ground. I think imagining "VIPs" coming to their forum/convention is their version of self-insert RPS fics.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Goofy people are goofy!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Glad to amuse! daasgrrl has just written some awesome H/W PWP, if you'd like another distraction.

[californiaquail.livejournal.com]

Did you see who they supposedly booked to appear? The only person of note was Shirley Knight. The others were all bit part actors.