House and Wilson T-Shirts

Recently I've seen several Tumblr posts with suggestions for coordinating t-shirts for House and Wilson to wear. This is going to be my record of the ones I like.

Wilson: I support gay rights
House: I support gay wrongs

Wilson: He's my sweet potato
House: I yam

House: My boyfriend's a fag
Wilson: *picture of a cigarette*

(Lol Until right now I had no House MD tag, because that's the default for this blog)

Courtesy of purrassicjet on Tumblr:
House: I don't know what is wrong with me but I can name several prescription medications that haven't helped
Maybe Wilson's coordinating shirt says: I'm well-adjusted (compared to him)