Meme (old-school kind, not the current kind)

For a fanfic ask game on Twitter, bironic selected: "Share a snippet from one of your favourite [sic]* dialogue scenes you've written and explain why you're proud of it."

I whined in reply because I LOVE writing dialogue scenes and I want to talk about them ALL. Nonetheless, below are just a few.

( First example is actually epistolary monologue rather than dialogue. Deal with it. )

*Yes, this is a sic burn on Canadians and Europeans. U-S-A!