Dance With Who Brung You (PG)

Title: Dance With Who Brung You
Characters: House, Wilson, Other Female Character
Rating: PG for language
Words: 1386
Summary: House has found a present for Wilson; for once, Wilson just goes with it.
Notes: How about a story based on DIFFERENT spoilers for 8x20 "Post-Mortem" than have been widely discussed? Something fun. Anyone interested? :)

( Spoilers for Post-Mortem, but nothing past that )