GAH I HAVE TO SCREAM

bironic has told me a million times to stop reading this fic and I CAN'T STOP. It's bad for me. BAD.

This fic is by another of the writers who gives House's flaws to Wilson, and then yells at Wilson for being awful while House is AWESOME and AMAZING and SO INCREDIBLE GIVEN ALL THE ISSUES HE HAS TO FACE THAT ARE NOT OF HIS OWN MAKING.

So in the fic, Wilson is a "stress alcoholic" (whereas House's issues with pills were "pseudo-addiction" due to not ever having been treated properly) and cheated on his girlfriend. He then unknowingly gave herpes to the girlfriend -- picked up during the one-night stand -- and she was, unbeknownst to him, pregnant. So he's lived nine months not knowing if the baby has it too. And he's living with his girlfriend but not allowed to have sex with her, on the advice of his therapist (who was House's therapist first, and LOOOOOOOVES House).

When Wilson's girlfriend went into labor early, it was very stressful and scary, and then the baby went into distress. Wilson was afraid the baby had herpes and it was all his fault, so he kissed his unconscious girlfriend goodbye and left to go get drunk.

He turned his phone off, House was pissed at him, girlfriend was hurt, this was the worst thing anybody's ever done to anyone, WALKING OUT ON YOUR FAMILY IS LIKE MURDER, yadda yadda yadda. (Also, Cuddy yelling at her kids due to her own stress is child abuse, and House was going to take the children and leave her, but she agreed to get help. So she's fine.)

ANYWAY, Wilson came back, House punched him, girlfriend hasn't forgiven him but is still living in his apartment and letting him take care of her, cook dinner for her, etc. Baby is in NICU with a complication but not herpes, so nobody seems too concerned about him.

A few days later, it's time for Wilson to have his first session with a therapist after the night Wilson's kid was born. ( What do you suppose they spend the session talking about? )