WsIP Meme

The "Post a line from your works in progress" meme:

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PS. Dialogue from a deleted scene from "On the Way" in which House and Wilson discuss the play "The Producers":

“One, it’s a play. Two, it’s a musical.”

“About con-artists and Nazi sympathizers. Right up your alley.”

“And three, the annoying goody-two-shoes schmuck ditches the loud bastard to run off with the busty blonde. You can see how that storyline might not appeal to me.”

“Until the schmuck comes back, sings one of the most touching tributes to male relationships ever written, and the two men walk off into the sunset together.”

“Schmuck still has the busty blonde.”

“I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to infer that they share her after that.”

“Threesome sex?”

“Oh, yeah.”

“Cameron’s blonde now.”

“Hell, no. I’m keeping you all to myself. Mine. Mine, mine, mine.”

Milk, Silk, a Bedspread or a Quilt (R)

Posted to house_wilson and housefic

Title: Milk, Silk, a Bedspread or a Quilt
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House-Wilson friendship (past relationships mentioned)
Rating: R for adult themes

WARNING for potentially disturbing backstory for Wilson. This is not a fun story.

Words: 5822
Summary: Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record; Wilson feels he’s doomed to repeat the past.
Notes: Set a few months after episode 5-16. Spoilers to that point, but no spoilers for future episodes. Thank you to daisylily and nightdog_barks for their careful and extremely helpful beta.

( It's Wednesday at three, a very nothing part of the week, and House is reading Us Weekly and the New England Journal of Medicine at the same time to see if he can make them both remotely interesting. )