Dyeing Changes Everything (R)
Sep. 21st, 2008 09:02 amPosted to
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Title: Dyeing Changes Everything
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Words: 8126
Summary Wilson does something really stupid but everything works out fine. Featuring clown references, a cup of tea, speakerphone, possible cartoon kink, voyeurism, meddling parents, “ill repute,” and a wood nymph.
Special Note: Takes place in an alternate version of Season Four, in which Wilson began dating House instead of Amber.
Notes: Custom written for
poeia as a thank-you for donating to The Robert Sean Leonard Birthday Charity Drive benefiting Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. Thank you to the ever-wonderful
daisylily for beta, a few First Readers for pain suggestions and support, and
xaipw for the prompt that kicked this off.
( Wilson was woken, on a nicely sunny morning, by an elephantine bellow echoing out from the bathroom. )
Title: Dyeing Changes Everything
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Words: 8126
Summary Wilson does something really stupid but everything works out fine. Featuring clown references, a cup of tea, speakerphone, possible cartoon kink, voyeurism, meddling parents, “ill repute,” and a wood nymph.
Special Note: Takes place in an alternate version of Season Four, in which Wilson began dating House instead of Amber.
Notes: Custom written for
( Wilson was woken, on a nicely sunny morning, by an elephantine bellow echoing out from the bathroom. )