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inlaterdays for the HARDEST MEME EVER
If there was a movie about your life, who would you cast in these roles?
You: Jodie Foster, because she is SRS BZNAS, and seems hard to get to know, and could make even the boring plot of my life interesting, or at least nuanced. Please note that this is also who my husband picked for me, after saying, unprompted, "Your life? Why would anyone make a movie of your life?" He is so supportive.
Your father/mother: Wilford Brimley for my dad (looks and for this quote: "I like people very much. I'm not very good with people, but that doesn't mean I don't like them."). Diane Keaton for my mom (brains and attitude).
Siblings: Lili Taylor for my sister and Paul Rudd for my brother.
Arch Rival: At first, I couldn't think of any arch rivals (see explanation "You"), but then I remembered one from years past. She was a shirker and a kiss-ass, and guyz, guyz, she was proud of not weighing enough to give blood. That was an accomplishment in her twisted brain. Adding insult to injury, she had the same first name as I did. Grrr. She will be played by Britney Spears in VMA mode and will get one and a half minutes of screen time before being hit by a bus.
Love Interest: If there is anyone on my f-list who doesn't know who I'd cast as my Love Interest, then I need you to please, please memorize these important life points:
-- Fire is hot. -- Seawater is not healthy to drink. -- Wild dogs may bite.
And yes, the scenes with the two of us would be awkward, and geeky, and possibly clammy, and everyone would fast forward through them. I DON'T CARE. (hannahrorlove pointed out it would actually be Jodie in the scenes with him. Imagine it. IMAGINE IT. Oh lordy.)
Now, as to who would play my Husband, it'd be Luke Wilson, replaced in certain scenes by a sarcasm double: Whit Stillman favorite Chris Eigeman.
inlaterdays for the HARDEST MEME EVERIf there was a movie about your life, who would you cast in these roles?
You: Jodie Foster, because she is SRS BZNAS, and seems hard to get to know, and could make even the boring plot of my life interesting, or at least nuanced. Please note that this is also who my husband picked for me, after saying, unprompted, "Your life? Why would anyone make a movie of your life?" He is so supportive.
Your father/mother: Wilford Brimley for my dad (looks and for this quote: "I like people very much. I'm not very good with people, but that doesn't mean I don't like them."). Diane Keaton for my mom (brains and attitude).
Siblings: Lili Taylor for my sister and Paul Rudd for my brother.
Arch Rival: At first, I couldn't think of any arch rivals (see explanation "You"), but then I remembered one from years past. She was a shirker and a kiss-ass, and guyz, guyz, she was proud of not weighing enough to give blood. That was an accomplishment in her twisted brain. Adding insult to injury, she had the same first name as I did. Grrr. She will be played by Britney Spears in VMA mode and will get one and a half minutes of screen time before being hit by a bus.
Love Interest: If there is anyone on my f-list who doesn't know who I'd cast as my Love Interest, then I need you to please, please memorize these important life points:
-- Fire is hot. -- Seawater is not healthy to drink. -- Wild dogs may bite.
And yes, the scenes with the two of us would be awkward, and geeky, and possibly clammy, and everyone would fast forward through them. I DON'T CARE. (
hannahrorlove pointed out it would actually be Jodie in the scenes with him. Imagine it. IMAGINE IT. Oh lordy.)Now, as to who would play my Husband, it'd be Luke Wilson, replaced in certain scenes by a sarcasm double: Whit Stillman favorite Chris Eigeman.