Happy Anniversary, Djinn!

fallen_arazil and I got e-married one year ago today. She's been everything I could hope for in an e-wife:  fun, funny, thoughtful, and very much into the hot.

As an anniversary present, we've decided to e-marry petrichor_fizztoo.  Welcome to the fold, sweetie!

"Your real fear is me having a good relationship."

Taking time out from my internet honeymoon to proclaim

MY MAD OVERHWELMING UNHEALTHY LOVE FOR SHOEDOG

LONG WILL IT REIGN

"Remember when you used to just weave elaborate conspiracy theories about my love life? Those were such good times."