MST: Clueless!Chase and His Mystery Lover

I'm hesitant to post this after the brilliance that was (1) the Heart Family Musical Extravaganza; and (2) PPTH Crew Goes Camping, but here goes nothing:

This clueless!Chase fic’s not all that bad, although it dissolves into schmoopiness at the end. Chase’s wet bum and other select text was cut for length (sorry). Note: MST is set between “Cane & Able” and “Informed Consent,” and has a startling (for me) lack of slash.

( Chase's day is not going so well )