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deelaundryThe "Post a line from your works in progress" meme:
“What the hell were you afraid of? Bisexuality’s in. You and Thirteen could’ve double-double-dated.”
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As a child, he studied human biology and behavior, of course. He knows what the ugly, slow four-legged creatures trapped behind fences on the agri planets were for. He just never imagined them rising up, smashing the fences, perverting the natural order of things by subjugating humans.
And he certainly never thought the human-cows could do it to him.
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She thinks at first that they are wrestling and that James is in pain, but then she notices that Greg’s movements are of a rhythmic nature, that his hips are rocking against James’, and then James’ head falls back, he gasps loudly in stuttering breath, and his arms cling impossibly tighter to Greg’s back in a rictus of which Allison has only during her engagement learned the meaning.
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I wouldn’t call him sweet. He’s pretty cantankerous, in fact. He likes things the way he likes them and is not shy about letting me know when I haven’t lived up to his standards. But hearing his purr when I’ve managed to please him is the best.
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Wilson wakes up, naked and overheated, next to a nameless person.
A misnomer -- the person has a name, obviously. Every person does. Wilson simply doesn't know what that name is.
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So you decided it was more interesting to let her boo-hoo on your shoulder?
Woo-hoo, not boo-hoo. And it wasn't my shoulder. Although that's an interesting thought for next week; maybe --
If you finish that sentence, I'll have to kill you. Can't believe my illness is getting you laid.
At least it's good for something.
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They didn’t use a condom so he had to go to Keller for tests, and he waited for the Pegasus equivalent of a paternity suit but it never came. Lucky.
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He smiled apologetically as he put the phone to his ear. “Hi, Mandy. What? No. Mandy, no. No. No. No.”
Leaning toward Wilson, House stage-whispered, “Is he talking to his dog?”
“Ex-wife,” Wilson replied with a glare. “Shush.”
PS. Dialogue from a deleted scene from "On the Way" in which House and Wilson discuss the play "The Producers":
“One, it’s a play. Two, it’s a musical.”
“About con-artists and Nazi sympathizers. Right up your alley.”
“And three, the annoying goody-two-shoes schmuck ditches the loud bastard to run off with the busty blonde. You can see how that storyline might not appeal to me.”
“Until the schmuck comes back, sings one of the most touching tributes to male relationships ever written, and the two men walk off into the sunset together.”
“Schmuck still has the busty blonde.”
“I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to infer that they share her after that.”
“Threesome sex?”
“Oh, yeah.”
“Cameron’s blonde now.”
“Hell, no. I’m keeping you all to myself. Mine. Mine, mine, mine.”
“What the hell were you afraid of? Bisexuality’s in. You and Thirteen could’ve double-double-dated.”
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As a child, he studied human biology and behavior, of course. He knows what the ugly, slow four-legged creatures trapped behind fences on the agri planets were for. He just never imagined them rising up, smashing the fences, perverting the natural order of things by subjugating humans.
And he certainly never thought the human-cows could do it to him.
---
She thinks at first that they are wrestling and that James is in pain, but then she notices that Greg’s movements are of a rhythmic nature, that his hips are rocking against James’, and then James’ head falls back, he gasps loudly in stuttering breath, and his arms cling impossibly tighter to Greg’s back in a rictus of which Allison has only during her engagement learned the meaning.
---
I wouldn’t call him sweet. He’s pretty cantankerous, in fact. He likes things the way he likes them and is not shy about letting me know when I haven’t lived up to his standards. But hearing his purr when I’ve managed to please him is the best.
---
Wilson wakes up, naked and overheated, next to a nameless person.
A misnomer -- the person has a name, obviously. Every person does. Wilson simply doesn't know what that name is.
---
So you decided it was more interesting to let her boo-hoo on your shoulder?
Woo-hoo, not boo-hoo. And it wasn't my shoulder. Although that's an interesting thought for next week; maybe --
If you finish that sentence, I'll have to kill you. Can't believe my illness is getting you laid.
At least it's good for something.
---
They didn’t use a condom so he had to go to Keller for tests, and he waited for the Pegasus equivalent of a paternity suit but it never came. Lucky.
---
He smiled apologetically as he put the phone to his ear. “Hi, Mandy. What? No. Mandy, no. No. No. No.”
Leaning toward Wilson, House stage-whispered, “Is he talking to his dog?”
“Ex-wife,” Wilson replied with a glare. “Shush.”
PS. Dialogue from a deleted scene from "On the Way" in which House and Wilson discuss the play "The Producers":
“One, it’s a play. Two, it’s a musical.”
“About con-artists and Nazi sympathizers. Right up your alley.”
“And three, the annoying goody-two-shoes schmuck ditches the loud bastard to run off with the busty blonde. You can see how that storyline might not appeal to me.”
“Until the schmuck comes back, sings one of the most touching tributes to male relationships ever written, and the two men walk off into the sunset together.”
“Schmuck still has the busty blonde.”
“I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to infer that they share her after that.”
“Threesome sex?”
“Oh, yeah.”
“Cameron’s blonde now.”
“Hell, no. I’m keeping you all to myself. Mine. Mine, mine, mine.”
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Date: 2009-03-04 08:00 pm (UTC)Hee.
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Date: 2009-03-05 06:07 pm (UTC)I love the sound of the others, especially the Pillory one with Allison discovering James and Greg (I wrote 'coming across' first...)
Also loving the missing scene!