Yelling at Fictional Character post

[deelaundry]

It's 4:30 pm and I've finally changed out of my pajamas. That being a noteworthy accomplishment should tell you something about my day.

I've tried whining, fretting, and worrying, and now I'm going to threaten: Rodney had better start telling me exactly what he and John said in argument number one or somebody is going to get written as very, very small in the 'evil man parts' department. I'm talking 'more than a handful is wasted' small.

Comments

[courtberger.livejournal.com]

I'm still in part of my pjs and I haven't showered yet.

I had to laugh at the the 'evil man parts' department, hehehe!

Court

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

I love when you threaten your boys. XD

[perspi.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

There was a very terrible House/Wilson fanfic in which Wilson gets a secret sex change to remove his "evil man parts" so that he can become the woman House can love. Then they get married, and Wilson (now KayLee) gives birth to something like five kids.

So that's where that came from!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

It didn't work and I'm getting a little pissed about it. D:<


(XD)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Don't snerk at me, Sheppard. You're not exactly smelling like roses in this story to begin with.

(XD)

[courtberger.livejournal.com]

Ha! I spit Diet Coke at the screen! Dear God, I'm not sure I could handle that fic, lol!!! KayLee, what a name too :D

Court

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

*snerks happily at the image of Wilson shaking his finger at Sheppard*

Hee.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Hey Rodney, she means what she says!

XD

(But do you really want anyone to have a teeny-weeny dingaling, when it boils down to it?...)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

You have a point, I'll admit it. (But he actually did tell me, so he's safe anyway.)

[poeia.livejournal.com]

I don't know where the original fic is, but the MST by Sara_Wolf, called "The Sue Who Really Isn't" can be found starting here:
http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/66319.html

It's a 3-parter and each is funnier than the last.

[aribbonofblack.livejournal.com]

Oh, I feel your pain. It's particularly frustrating because in canon, Rodney won't shut up. Yet try to write a fic, and he gets shy all of a sudden. This is the reason that my McKay/Wilson crossover piece has been stalled out for three months. Rodney McKay is a stingy bastard - but hey, at least he's pretty. (Good for you for threatening his manhood. Seems he listened and everything. Perhaps I should employ that tactic as well? Hmm...)