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Work is making me want to puke so here are a few lines from the fic I may or may not be writing.

"We're gonna have a problem," the cameraman said, as the three judges for the next season of Design Star stepped into the room.

"You made it work for Candice and Vern," said Lisa Cuddy. "You can make it work for Mike, Edward, and myself."

The cameraman shook his head, and shook his head again. Six foot four; six foot five; five foot four. It'd be a challenge to get them all in the same frame, but he would get it done.

WsIP Meme

Mar. 4th, 2009 02:18 pm
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The "Post a line from your works in progress" meme:

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PS. Dialogue from a deleted scene from "On the Way" in which House and Wilson discuss the play "The Producers":

“One, it’s a play. Two, it’s a musical.”

“About con-artists and Nazi sympathizers. Right up your alley.”

“And three, the annoying goody-two-shoes schmuck ditches the loud bastard to run off with the busty blonde. You can see how that storyline might not appeal to me.”

“Until the schmuck comes back, sings one of the most touching tributes to male relationships ever written, and the two men walk off into the sunset together.”

“Schmuck still has the busty blonde.”

“I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to infer that they share her after that.”

“Threesome sex?”

“Oh, yeah.”

“Cameron’s blonde now.”

“Hell, no. I’m keeping you all to myself. Mine. Mine, mine, mine.”


Oct. 10th, 2008 03:12 pm
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Have some first lines to fics I may or may not write (except the Foreman one; that I'm writing).

I have always thought that my mother was beautiful. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her unusual earlobes. It was a grave disappointment to discover many in my cohort did not share my assessment.


We're not gay! )


John learned about Rodney’s transfer from Katie Brown, of all people.


I'm sick of being a shithead, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop.


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