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[deelaundry]

Found this fragment from last August (2006) - yet another Wilson & House get engaged scenario, so I'm not fleshing it out. But a couple of lines made me smile, so here you go:

House spends the day acting more crazy than usual.

Wilson: You should be committed.
House: Well, since you begged me.
Wilson: What?
House: Commitment ceremony. How's end of next month for you?

***
House: I win the bet. Wilson proposed.
Cuddy: Engagement ring?
House: We are men, manly men. No.
Cuddy: Date?
House: In writing. Reservation confirmation from the Mercer County Parks and Rec. God owes me one, so I'm putting in for good weather.
Cuddy: Invitation?
House: Wilson's department. Or to be more precise, Wilson's mother's department. All these weddings, she's finally mother of the bride. I've wrested control of the party itself from her--no manischevitz, no chicken dance, thank you very much--but I'll let her do the ceremony, invitations, etc., etc.
Cuddy: I'm getting invited?
House: Cuddy, you're the best man. You have to strap on your tuxedo for the ceremony, and of course give me the rockingest bachelor party ever.

***
Cuddy: So, congratulations. You're getting married.
Wilson: Committed, actually. I think it's the best word, seeing as how it's House.

They watch House harass Chase, Cameron, and a new intern.

Cuddy: One of these days, he's going to figure out that this is the way you get him to do what you want.
Wilson: *smiles* Sometimes I think he already knows.

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[purridot.livejournal.com]

Much as it would be lovely to see House and Wilson Get Committed in canon, we would miss out on all these different and fun imaginings of how it would happen. So if you have any more on your hard drive, BRING THEM ON!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I think this is the last one, but I've learned to never say never... Thanks!