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Dee Laundry ([personal profile] deelaundry) wrote2007-09-30 02:52 pm

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Found this fragment from last August (2006) - yet another Wilson & House get engaged scenario, so I'm not fleshing it out. But a couple of lines made me smile, so here you go:

House spends the day acting more crazy than usual.

Wilson: You should be committed.
House: Well, since you begged me.
Wilson: What?
House: Commitment ceremony. How's end of next month for you?

***
House: I win the bet. Wilson proposed.
Cuddy: Engagement ring?
House: We are men, manly men. No.
Cuddy: Date?
House: In writing. Reservation confirmation from the Mercer County Parks and Rec. God owes me one, so I'm putting in for good weather.
Cuddy: Invitation?
House: Wilson's department. Or to be more precise, Wilson's mother's department. All these weddings, she's finally mother of the bride. I've wrested control of the party itself from her--no manischevitz, no chicken dance, thank you very much--but I'll let her do the ceremony, invitations, etc., etc.
Cuddy: I'm getting invited?
House: Cuddy, you're the best man. You have to strap on your tuxedo for the ceremony, and of course give me the rockingest bachelor party ever.

***
Cuddy: So, congratulations. You're getting married.
Wilson: Committed, actually. I think it's the best word, seeing as how it's House.

They watch House harass Chase, Cameron, and a new intern.

Cuddy: One of these days, he's going to figure out that this is the way you get him to do what you want.
Wilson: *smiles* Sometimes I think he already knows.

[identity profile] timbershiver.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
everything about this made me laugh and smile. Cheesily smile.

I'm such a sap!

[identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Me, too, when the mood strikes. Hee! Thanks!
ext_63693: sheppard loves ronon (handholding)

[identity profile] xaipw.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Cuddy: So, congratulations. You're getting married.
Wilson: Committed, actually. I think it's the best word, seeing as how it's House.


Love!
[img]http://vampirboard.de/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_reallove.gif[/img]
I can hear Wilson/RSL saying those words.

[identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I ended up using a different version of the same play on words in a fic, but this phrasing is probably my favorite. : )

(Love the smiley!)

[identity profile] purridot.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Much as it would be lovely to see House and Wilson Get Committed in canon, we would miss out on all these different and fun imaginings of how it would happen. So if you have any more on your hard drive, BRING THEM ON!

[identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I think this is the last one, but I've learned to never say never... Thanks!
ext_28263: (Wilson/hoodie)

[identity profile] galaxygirl76.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, those make me grin like an idiot. So much love :)

[identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, thanks!

[identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com 2007-10-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Awwww! Awesome lines, and the last segment made me feel warm fuzzies. :D

[identity profile] empressaurelius.livejournal.com 2007-10-01 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaaw, boys. *Nudges them together*
ext_25649: House sucking a lollipop while staring at Wilson (_houselolly)

[identity profile] daisylily.livejournal.com 2007-10-01 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
All these weddings, she's finally mother of the bride.

Hee!

I recognise bits of this from Proposal (or whatever the proper title is - I am so bad at remembering titles!)

Didn't you say a while ago that you were going to write the Monoverse honeymoon?....... >:D

[identity profile] savemoony.livejournal.com 2007-10-01 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Last lines = So IC it Hurts

New Intern = LAWRENCE