deelaundry | (no subject)

Found this fragment from last August (2006) - yet another Wilson & House get engaged scenario, so I'm not fleshing it out. But a couple of lines made me smile, so here you go:

House spends the day acting more crazy than usual.

Wilson: You should be committed.
House: Well, since you begged me.
Wilson: What?
House: Commitment ceremony. How's end of next month for you?

***
House: I win the bet. Wilson proposed.
Cuddy: Engagement ring?
House: We are men, manly men. No.
Cuddy: Date?
House: In writing. Reservation confirmation from the Mercer County Parks and Rec. God owes me one, so I'm putting in for good weather.
Cuddy: Invitation?
House: Wilson's department. Or to be more precise, Wilson's mother's department. All these weddings, she's finally mother of the bride. I've wrested control of the party itself from her--no manischevitz, no chicken dance, thank you very much--but I'll let her do the ceremony, invitations, etc., etc.
Cuddy: I'm getting invited?
House: Cuddy, you're the best man. You have to strap on your tuxedo for the ceremony, and of course give me the rockingest bachelor party ever.

***
Cuddy: So, congratulations. You're getting married.
Wilson: Committed, actually. I think it's the best word, seeing as how it's House.

They watch House harass Chase, Cameron, and a new intern.

Cuddy: One of these days, he's going to figure out that this is the way you get him to do what you want.
Wilson: *smiles* Sometimes I think he already knows.