BAD!FIC HALL OF FAME

[deelaundry]

Nominate the worst in House fanfic here!! 

saara_zaara

had the wonderful idea of establishing a Bad!Fic Hall of Fame.

How about the House Forces Cameron to Be Anorexic fic?  Or "House molests Cameron in an elevator to get a song out of his head"?  Or "PPTH Gang Goes Camping"?

DO NOT INCLUDE AUTHOR NAMES OR ACTUAL TITLES, PLEASE.  Nominate by subject, or link to the MST if you have it.

Comments

[saara-zaara.livejournal.com]

Well, to get the ball rolling (my idea, my idea! she grins), the MST of a classic "Chase tries to commit suicide, but is stopped in time by House" concept. What makes the original fic truly unique is that it is a bible!fic (rather than the more usual song!fic).
MSTed to perfection by azalaea - http://azalaea.livejournal.com/2006/11/28/

[petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com]

Isn't there one in which John "gives" Blythe cancer?

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh! I remember one that had cancer germs in it! I'll have to look for that one.

[every-body-lies.livejournal.com]

Oh oh oh! I remember one that had Cameron diagnose a patient with "male pregnancy." I wish I could find the link...

[drunken-kurage.livejournal.com]

ah horrible as the 'ppth gang goes camping' is, i'll have to go for the 'house sexes up cameron with his cane' one.

[moondustwolf.livejournal.com]

The worst fic I ever read (and thus, MSTed) was the Cameron's evil twin secuces House while Cameron, his real true love, is dying of lukemia.

[enlee.livejournal.com]

I nominate "cancer germs" as well. Also, the one with Wilson's "pig covered body".

You can also throw in any House MST featuring a godawful MarySue.

[purridot.livejournal.com]

I laughed and cried at the one where, inexplicably, the ceiling of one of the hospital wings caved in, and Cameron sacrificed herself to push House out of the way to save his life... there was a wonderful MST of that, but I forgot to mem it!

Then there was the one where Cameron drove her car off the cliff to the tune of "I'm Walking On Sunshine"...

[thewaughnman.livejournal.com]

What, nobody mentions the story in which Wilson changes hair color, eye color, sex and marries House and gets pregnant in a story which discriminated against men, black people, working mothers, tall people, etc...?

That has to be the worst story ever written.

Oh, and the story with Oliva killing Chase, with a second chapter which was only a sentence deserves at least a honorable mention...

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

I nominate the one where House found that Cameron was using "his" shower, and he didn't recognise her by her voice, only when he actually saw her... I MSTed it - I'll have to look up the date and then I can find the link.

[dollrock.livejournal.com]

Pippa Sue!

Cameron's Musical Flock of Orphans!

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Are we going to have categories? XD

Some of the fics aren't necessarily badly written, just very tedious (vampire!Wilson, to cute a recent example).

Suggestions:

- most boring fic using potentially interesting plot
- most OOCness in one character
- most horrible Mary Sue
- the bad!fic most likely to require use of brain bleach
- stupidest name of Mary Sue
- stupidest name of original character that is not a Mary Sue

Just throwing some ideas into the pot...

[saara-zaara.livejournal.com]

Think we also need a catagory for "most appalling Chase death fic" - he seems to have 50,000 more of these out there than any other character (& that's not counting the "House saves Chase from suicide" fics). Two of my fav MSTs tackle the problem - Tickle Me Emo at http://mercaque.livejournal.com/6196.html and An Inordinate Multiplicity of Chase Deaths (SIX fricking times in ONE fic, I ask you) at http://thewaughnman.livejournal.com/28915.html