Vid: Big Scary Place

[deelaundry]

What do Hawkeye, Killmonger, Donna from West Wing, and William from Westworld have in common? They were all patients of the week on House.

Title: Big Scary Place
Vidder: Dee Laundry
Rating: Teen
Summary: When you're not used to it, the hospital can be quite a big scary place. A tribute to each of the 170+ patients of the week on House MD.
Content Notes: Canon-typical medical horror (e.g., blood, needles, blades); bugs; strobe/flashing lights.
Notes: Thank you to bironic, who is singular.
Source: House MD
Music: "Big Scary Place" by The Dead Milkmen

"Big Scary Place" (Watch on Vimeo)

Each patient of the week, in order, gets one second in this vid. Names are provided below. Of the 176 House episodes, there were 3 without a patient of the week; those episodes were skipped in the vid. When House/his team treated more than one patient in an episode, I generally determined one to be the sole patient of the week. Only two episodes had what I considered to be two patients of the week; in those cases, the two had to share the time. Also, the writers of House needed a baby-name book very badly. More than one third of the episodes had a patient of the week with the same name as another patient of the week. The most popular were Joe (three Joes and a Joey) and Bob (two Bobs, a Bobby, and a Robert). Other duplicates: Abby/Abbey/Abigail; Adam; Alice; Benjamin/Ben; Bill/Will/William; Brandon; Dan/Daniel/Danny; Derek/Derrick; Hank; Hanna/Hannah; Henry; Jack/Jackson; James/Jimmy; Jeff; John; Julia/Julie; Lucy; Maggie/Margaret; Mary; Matt/Matty; Nick; and Vince.

Lyrics:
All the stores have Anything you want
In this big scary place, In this big scary place

Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait
In this big scary place, In this big scary place

The days inch along And you lose track of time
In this big scary place
Always a lot to do But it's easier in your mind
In this big scary place

Big scary place, There's too much space
There's not enough space In this big scary place
You can go outside If you really want
In this big scary place, In this big scary place

But when you see The eye in the sky
Make sure you hide In this big scary place
The days inch along And you lose track of time
In this big scary place
Always a lot to do But it's easier in your mind
In this big scary place

Everywhere you go, Everything you do
Everything you know, Everything you knew
Is swallowed alive, Devoured by time
Right from your mind In this big scary place

Move down the street Only shadows form
In this big scary place
Lock the door tight From the outside light
In this big scary place

Patient Names
Season 1, Episode 1: Rebecca Adler
Season 1, Episode 2: Dan
Season 1, Episode 3: Brandon Merrell
Season 1, Episode 4: Baby Chen-Lupino / Baby Hartig
Season 1, Episode 5: Sister Mary Augustine
Season 1, Episode 6: Lucy Palmeiro
Season 1, Episode 7: Elise Snow
Season 1, Episode 8: Matt Davis
Season 1, Episode 9: John Henry Giles
Season 1, Episode 10: Victoria Madsen
Season 1, Episode 11: Keith Foster
Season 1, Episode 12: Hank Wiggen
Season 1, Episode 13: Gabriel Reilich
Season 1, Episode 14: Carly Forlano
Season 1, Episode 15: Joey Arnello
Season 1, Episode 16: Jessica Sims
Season 1, Episode 17: Senator Gary H. Wright
Season 1, Episode 18: Naomi Randolph
Season 1, Episode 19: Mary Carroll
Season 1, Episode 20: Harvey Park
Season 1, Episode 21: Dr. Gregory House
Season 1, Episode 22: Mark Warner
Season 2, Episode 1: Clarence
Season 2, Episode 2: Andie
Season 2, Episode 3: Alfredo
Season 2, Episode 4: Dr. Sebastian Charles
Season 2, Episode 5: Carnell Hall
Season 2, Episode 6: Jeff Forrester
Season 2, Episode 7: Kalvin Ryan
Season 2, Episode 8: Kayla McGinley
Season 2, Episode 9: Anica Javanovich
Season 2, Episode 10: Fletcher Stone
Season 2, Episode 11: Margo Dalton
Season 2, Episode 12: Adam
Season 2, Episode 13: Alexandria 'Alex' Robinson
Season 2, Episode 14: Henry Errington
Season 2, Episode 15: Bob Prodeman
Season 2, Episode 16: Melinda Bardach
Season 2, Episode 17: Ian Alston
Season 2, Episode 18: Hannah
Season 2, Episode 19: Boyd
Season 2, Episode 20: Officer Joe Luria
Season 2, Episode 21: Dr. Eric Foreman
Season 2, Episode 22: Kara Mason
Season 2, Episode 23: Leona
Season 2, Episode 24: Vince
Season 3, Episode 1: Richard McNeil
Season 3, Episode 2: Clancy Green
Season 3, Episode 3: Ezra Powell
Season 3, Episode 4: Adam Kelvey
Season 3, Episode 5: Tracy
Season 3, Episode 6: George
Season 3, Episode 7: Kyle Wozniak
Season 3, Episode 8: Jack Walters
Season 3, Episode 9: Alice Hartman
Season 3, Episode 10: Abigail Ralphean
Season 3, Episode 11: Derek Hoyt
Season 3, Episode 12: Eve
Season 3, Episode 13: Stevie Lipa
Season 3, Episode 14: Hannah Morganthal
Season 3, Episode 15: Patrick Obyedkov
Season 3, Episode 16: John Kelley
Season 3, Episode 17: Emma Sloan
Season 3, Episode 18: Fran
Season 3, Episode 19: Lucy
Season 3, Episode 20: Lupe
Season 3, Episode 21: Matty
Season 3, Episode 22: Addie
Season 3, Episode 23: Nate
Season 3, Episode 24: Marina Hernandez
Season 4, Episode 1: Megan
Season 4, Episode 2: Captain Greta Cooper
Season 4, Episode 3: Stark
Season 4, Episode 4: Irene
Season 4, Episode 5: Robert Elliot
Season 4, Episode 6: Casey
Season 4, Episode 7: Kenny
Season 4, Episode 8: Flynn
Season 4, Episode 9: Jimmy Quidd
Season 4, Episode 10: Maggie
Season 4, Episode 11: Dr. Cate Milton
Season 4, Episode 12: Laura Silverman
Season 4, Episode 13: Jeff
Season 4, Episode 14: Evan Greer
Season 4, Episode 15: Bus Driver
Season 4, Episode 16: Dr. Amber Volakis
Season 5, Episode 1: Lou
Season 5, Episode 2: Apple
Season 5, Episode 3: Brandon
Season 5, Episode 4: Nicole
Season 5, Episode 5: Spencer
Season 5, Episode 6: Jerry Harmon
Season 5, Episode 7: Stewart Nozick
Season 5, Episode 8: Sophia
Season 5, Episode 9: Jason
Season 5, Episode 10: Emmy
Season 5, Episode 11: Natalie
Season 5, Episode 12: Jeff
Season 5, Episode 13: Sarah
Season 5, Episode 14: Dana Miller
Season 5, Episode 15: Daniel Bresson
Season 5, Episode 16: Jackson Smith
Season 5, Episode 17: Nick Greenwald
Season 5, Episode 18: Morgan West
Season 5, Episode 19: Lee
Season 5, Episode 20: Charlotte / Eddie
Season 5, Episode 21: Doug
Season 5, Episode 22: Seth Miller
Season 5, Episode 23: Penelope
Season 5, Episode 24: Scott
Season 6, Episode 1: n/a
Season 6, Episode 2: Vince
Season 6, Episode 3: Dibala
Season 6, Episode 4: Jack
Season 6, Episode 5: Donny
Season 6, Episode 6: Jordan
Season 6, Episode 7: Hank Hardwick
Season 6, Episode 8: James Sidas
Season 6, Episode 9: Tucker
Season 6, Episode 10: Mickey
Season 6, Episode 11: Valerie
Season 6, Episode 12: Daryl
Season 6, Episode 13: n/a
Season 6, Episode 14: Frankie
Season 6, Episode 15: Abby Nash
Season 6, Episode 16: n/a
Season 6, Episode 17: William
Season 6, Episode 18: Julia
Season 6, Episode 19: Theodore Taylor
Season 6, Episode 20: Sidney Merrick
Season 6, Episode 21: Hanna
Season 7, Episode 1: Dr. Richardson
Season 7, Episode 2: Della
Season 7, Episode 3: Alice Tanner
Season 7, Episode 4: Margaret McPherson
Season 7, Episode 5: Abbey
Season 7, Episode 6: Joe Dugan
Season 7, Episode 7: Julie
Season 7, Episode 8: Ramon Silva
Season 7, Episode 9: Jack
Season 7, Episode 10: Driscoll
Season 7, Episode 11: Arlene Cuddy
Season 7, Episode 12: Nadia
Season 7, Episode 13: Phillip Wright
Season 7, Episode 14: Bert Vesky
Season 7, Episode 15: Ryan
Season 7, Episode 16: Lane
Season 7, Episode 17: Danny Jennings
Season 7, Episode 18: Brian
Season 7, Episode 19: Kendall Pearson
Season 7, Episode 20: Cyrus Harry
Season 7, Episode 21: Dr. Wendy Lee
Season 7, Episode 22: Darrien McCurdy
Season 7, Episode 23: Afsoun Hamidi
Season 8, Episode 1: Nick
Season 8, Episode 2: Unnamed 18-year-old college kid
Season 8, Episode 3: Benjamin Byrd
Season 8, Episode 4: Thad Barton
Season 8, Episode 5: Bob Harris
Season 8, Episode 6: Ben Parker
Season 8, Episode 7: Iris
Season 8, Episode 8: Tommy
Season 8, Episode 9: Andres Tavares
Season 8, Episode 10: Callie Rogers
Season 8, Episode 11: Bill Koppelman
Season 8, Episode 12: Moira Parker
Season 8, Episode 13: Joe Reese
Season 8, Episode 14: Will Westwood
Season 8, Episode 15: Brant
Season 8, Episode 16: Bobby Hatcher
Season 8, Episode 17: Henry
Season 8, Episode 18: Lue
Season 8, Episode 19: Emily Lawson
Season 8, Episode 20: Dr. Peter Treiber
Season 8, Episode 21: Derrick
Season 8, Episode 22: Oliver

Comments

[discofunction]

Another great video! I was trying to think of who my favourite POTW was... I was always fond of Fran ("I had sex with El Gordo... he was a large man...")

And of course, Amber :-(

[deelaundry]

Thanks! I was debating what part of Fran's experience to use, then thought a mammogram is definitely part of a big-scary experience. Don't know if you know anything about them but they are awkward and painful :(

I have a little soft spot for Frankie, the blogger, just because of the scene where she and her friend are sitting in her hospital room, both on their computers. <3 <3 <3