The book nearest to me when I saw this meme during the day was a health manual, so that didn't make sense. Here in my apt, the first book was crossword puzzles ("Get one's feet wet?") so I'm just going to declare this meme a "nearest novel" question, which leaves me with -- ha --
If you don't count my writing notebook, it's the Jefferson Bible (idek) which says, "Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savor, wherewith shall it be salted?"
Huh. No matter how I read that, it doesn't bode well ;).
He had registered at Fitzwilliam with the help of an essay he penned for the entrance examination, "Similarities and Differences between teh French and Russian Revolutions." My sex life in 2012 is going to be really, really boring.
This immediately reminds me of House & Wilson. Is that bad?
Okay nearest book..."Er was een prijs - nee, er waren twéé prijzen uitgeloofd, een grote en een kleine - voor wie de grootste snelheid kon bereiken, en dan niet de snelheid in één enkele wedstrijd, maar over het hele jaar genomen."
LOL here we go: "there was a prize - no, there were TWO prizes, a big and a small one - for who could attain the highest speed, and not in just one race, but over the whole year" (it's a huge book with Hans Christian Andersen's fairytales).
Well, believe it or not the nearest book was a Bible. I opened it to page 45 and the first sentence was "Now Dinah, the daughter Leah had borne to Jacob, went out to visit the women of the land." Hmm...okay, I'm pretty certain that I'm straight, though I admit all of the men in my life have been pigs. Is this trying to tell me something? Lol!
Maybe 2012 will be your year for new, renewing female friendships, to sustain you and bolster you to kick the pigs out of your life. Thus leading to space for decent men -- as well as those female friends. : )
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Scary/creepy. Yours seems so much better.
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:D
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"Got to release the vacuum," he explained.
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As does the novel sentence. :)
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Huh. No matter how I read that, it doesn't bode well ;).
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Well, okay then. :-D
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*hugs*
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My sex life in 2012 is going to be really, really boring.
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Perhaps this means mine will be spicy?
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Okay nearest book..."Er was een prijs - nee, er waren twéé prijzen uitgeloofd, een grote en een kleine - voor wie de grootste snelheid kon bereiken, en dan niet de snelheid in één enkele wedstrijd, maar over het hele jaar genomen."
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You can't leave me hanging by not translating that sentence! I want to know!
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