If anybody sees my muse...

[deelaundry]

Could you tell her I'd like to finish the flea fic? She'll know what you mean, even if she pretends she doesn't.

Glargh.

Comments

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

I think I saw her in the produce section, comparing honeydew melons. But that might have been my sense of obligation.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I want this to be done, so I can move on, and it just isn't happening. : ( Maybe I should do some research for one of the fics I owe you, to use a different part of my brain instead of spinning my wheels with this part. Hmmm.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

I know that feeling well enough about other things to be able to translate it to fic. My sympathies.

You want to hash ideas back and forth somewhere? Talking about it might help get the writing gears lubricated.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the offer! With this one, though, it's not a matter of ideas so much as... I don't know what. Spark?

[hwshipper.livejournal.com]

The flea fic?... I feel a John Donne quote coming on.

Me it sucked first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be

/nerdy 17th century poet reference

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

That's lovely! Gross, but lovely. :D

[hwshipper.livejournal.com]

The Flea (http://www.poetryfoundation.org/archive/poem.html?id=175764)

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Dear Dee's muse,

GET YOURSELF BACK TO WORKING ON THE FLEA FIC ASAP, OR I WILL BE VERY VERY CROSS WITH YOU.

signed,

Daisylily

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

You are the most marvelous friend ever. : )

[namasteyoga.livejournal.com]

Maybe your muse and my muse are hanging out together drinking daiquiris. All I need are a couple more drabbles, really, if she/he/it would just get its butt out of the bar.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Daiquiris would explain the junk I am getting in my brain when I try to work on this fic. Sigh. Good luck with yours!

[primarycolors92.livejournal.com]

Does your muse like cupcakes?

I had an absolutely fabulous cupcake today, complete with a puppy face made out of frosting on top! Perhaps a bribe is in order?

(I feel obligated to eat as much crap as possible over the next four days, because I'm seeing a nutritionist next week. Steak burritos are so good!)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

YAY, cupcakes! Hope your visit with the nutritionist is interesting and supportive.

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

I THINK SHE CAME TO SEE ME BECAUSE I AM WRITING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ABOUT SIX MONTHS. SORRY -- I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP HER FOR A WHILE.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

WHOO HOO! Glad to see you writing again.

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO BETA EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FANDOMS ARE. (THEY ACTUALLY MIGHT BE A GOOD THING BECAUSE WE ARE TOTALLY WRITING A RIDICULOUS CRACK FIC AND LIKE CREATING A LOT OF MYTHOLOGY AND SHIT.)

[remydoodle.livejournal.com]

I ran into your muse and told her what you said. She said she would come back but only if you wrote more DIRTY porn!
Really, that's what she said.

[daasgrrl.livejournal.com]

How strange, I believe she said exactly the same thing to me... XD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

You guys is bad!


Well, maybe I can work on some. Do you ever read magie_05, or jane_hidell, or lana_ftw? Very excellent smut.

[remydoodle.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you heard that too! I didn't want dee thinking I was a pervert or something!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Hee, hee. I actually had (re-had) an idea for some RPS porn yesterday evening... at about the time you left this comment. Hmmmmmm.

[remydoodle.livejournal.com]

That was the muse smacking you in the back of the head!!LOLOLOL

[romeo46.livejournal.com]

I think your muse ran off to Vegas with my muse. I owe a chapter of a story before my birthday.

It's in two weeks.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

You can do it! I know you can!

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

I just flogged your muse with the horsewhip I still own. She should be back and inspiring you in no time at all!!

*hugs* it's awful when you want to write and can't *hugs*