BAD!FIC HALL OF FAME

Nominate the worst in House fanfic here!! 

saara_zaara

had the wonderful idea of establishing a Bad!Fic Hall of Fame.

How about the House Forces Cameron to Be Anorexic fic?  Or "House molests Cameron in an elevator to get a song out of his head"?  Or "PPTH Gang Goes Camping"?

DO NOT INCLUDE AUTHOR NAMES OR ACTUAL TITLES, PLEASE.  Nominate by subject, or link to the MST if you have it.