Okay, I thought I had learned my lesson, but apparently, I still have some learning to do. *starts writing on chalkboard* "I will not read such funny fics late at night. I will not read such funny fics late at night."

My parents had to yell at me to shut up at least twice...

Okay, I really want to learn French, I wish I could, it sounds so cool...

Okay, this was hilarious. Flying pigs, Cuddy in devil horns, even though I didn't get the Cuddy's office in ice until the "Hell froze over" comment revealed itself... I was wondering what would come of this prompt and I really like how you wrote it. Very good...as is everything else I've read by you...

Can I friend you? Pwease?

Okay, summary: That was great, hilarious, and I loved it. Thanks.