I can see, if you don't buy Wilson going to a day spa, how that would throw the rest off for you. I was basing it off the "Wilson paints his toenails" revelation of All In (Wilson's capitulation was way too fast for it to be an idle threat from House), and actually thinking about a local place called The Grooming Lounge, which is a day spa designed for men. But anyway...

If you're a hand fan (guessing from the icon), then strip the beginning and end off and just read the massage part. River did such a beautiful job there; I'd hate for you to miss it. Thanks!