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deelaundry) wrote2009-07-23 07:49 pm
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One more idea, then I'll stop spamming you, f-list.
Post-S5 House vid idea: House POV, he looks back on everyone, to the tune of Back to the Old House by The Smiths.
("I've heard your name."
"Most people have; it's also a noun.")
I would rather not go
back to the old house [PPTH]
there's too many
bad memories [Vogler, rehab, Tritter, Wilson yelling, Cuddy crying, hitting Chase, etc.]
too many memories
When you cycled by [House on motorcycle]
here began all my dreams [House and Stacy]
the saddest thing I've ever seen [Wilson at bus stop]
and you never knew [House looks at Taub, Amber, Thirteen]
how much I really liked you [House smiles at Chase, Cuddy, Wilson]
because I never even told you [House looks at Foreman, Kutner]
oh, but I meant to [House grips Cameron's shoulder]
Are you still there? [House looks back from Mayfield door]
or have you moved away? [Chase and Cameron wedding, Cuddy with baby, Kutner dead]
Or have you moved away? [Foreman and Thirteen holding hands, Amber on the bus, Taub holding his wife, Wilson walking away from office]
I would love to go [House and Wilson laughing]
back to the old house [House washing dishes with Stacy, hugging his mom, smiling, running]
but I never will [House going into Mayfield]
And another post-S5: Simon & Garfunkel, Mrs. Robinson
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes [Heroin box]
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes [Heroin box]
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair [House MLC]
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids [Lupus book, fellows]
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon [House & Wilson]
Going to the candidates debate [diagnostic session]
Laugh about it, shout about it [laugh, shout]
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Non-post-five:
Shoehorn With Teeth
By: They Might Be Giants
Copyright: 1988
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (Cameron)
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs (punch Chase)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (kiss Cameron + needle)
Because he knows there's no such thing (Cameron accepting flowers from Chase)
He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair (Amber)
But he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there (House waking up)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (Amber)
Because he knows there's no such thing (hallucination!Amber)
Tour the world in a heavy metal band (House in army)
But they run out of gas (explosion)
The plane can never land (??)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (House fighting with Cuddy)
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs (punch Wilson)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (kissing Cuddy)
Because he knows there's no such thing (Cuddy realization in S5)
What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb (drugs)
When you're much too busy returning to the womb? (quick cut flirting)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (Stacy whapping him)
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs (patient in Hunting)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (kissing Stacy)
Because he knows there's no such thing (Stacy leaving)
I Alone by Live (for a creepy dark!Wilson vid)
Stop Your Sobbing by The Pretenders (for a meta vid)
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' today!
I'm so happy I just can't wait!
Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died
When we get to Graceland
We'll have to ride a bus
We'd better watch our language
Or the guards will beat us up
We'll get to make some cheap jokes
And buy cheaper souvenirs
If this were Disneyworld
I'd buy a pair of Elvis ears
They say it costs eight-fifty
Just to see his house
Where they keep all his records
And his fifteen foot long couch
It might seem like a rip-off
But I'm goin' anyway
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be great!
I'm so happy I just can't wait!
Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be fun
We'll get to see all Elvis's guns
Gonna tell us all about his favourite TV shows
Goin' to Graceland
We'll stand in line
We'll get to have a wild time
Gonna get to buy Love Me Tender Shampoo
When my time comes
That's how I wanna go -
Stoned and fat and wealthy
And sitting on the bowl
Lots of people say
That it's sad The King is gone
Well Elvis might be dead
But his cash flow lives on
I'll be so excited
When I see the Jungle Room
Where Elvis made some records
Including Moody Blue
Graceland is callin'
And I just can't stay away
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna cut loose
There's plenty of tourists for us to use
Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna go wild
We'll go to his grave and try to smile
Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' to Graceland [x3]
Goin' to Graceland
We're going to Hell
We're gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel
Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore
What are we waitin' for?
Let's leave right now
We're goin' to Graceland
And I don't care how
E Pluribus Elvis
That's what I say
We're goin' to Graceland today
TOO MANY IDEAS
2/17/10
Wilson POV
Willie Nelson song: "I Never Cared for You"
{guitar-napping bits]
LITERAL PICS
The sun is filled with ice and gives no warmth at all
And the skies were never blue
The stars are raindrops searching for a place to fall
And I never cared for you
I know you won't believe these things I tell you
I know you won't believe
Your heart has been forewarned all men will lie to you ["Everybody lies"]
And your mind cannot conceive
Now all depends on what I say to you
And on your doubting me
So I've prepared these statements far from true
Take heed and disbelieve
LITERAL PICS
The sun is filled with ice and gives no warmth at all
And the sky was never blue
The stars are raindrops searching for a place to fall
And I never cared for you
TRUE PICS (Contradicting lyrics)
The sun is filled with ice and gives no warmth at all
The sky was never blue
The stars are raindrops searching for a place to fall
And I never cared for you
I never cared for you
I never cared for you
Willie Nelson "Me and Paul"
Almost busted in Laredo (cop chasing them, cop cuffing Wilson>
But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose (Wilson rolling joints, House sniffing one)
But if you're staying in a motel room (Wilson going into hotle room; House in Wilson's hotel room talking to him on the phone)
And leave, just don't leave nothing in your clothes (Tritter holding up bag of drugs)
In the airport in Milwaukee (scenes from Failure to Communicate)
they refused to let us board the plane at all
They said we looked suspicious (scene from S1 with House & Wilson being all who Me?)
But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul (House and Wilson handcuffed to police bench)
Post-S5 House vid idea: House POV, he looks back on everyone, to the tune of Back to the Old House by The Smiths.
("I've heard your name."
"Most people have; it's also a noun.")
I would rather not go
back to the old house [PPTH]
there's too many
bad memories [Vogler, rehab, Tritter, Wilson yelling, Cuddy crying, hitting Chase, etc.]
too many memories
When you cycled by [House on motorcycle]
here began all my dreams [House and Stacy]
the saddest thing I've ever seen [Wilson at bus stop]
and you never knew [House looks at Taub, Amber, Thirteen]
how much I really liked you [House smiles at Chase, Cuddy, Wilson]
because I never even told you [House looks at Foreman, Kutner]
oh, but I meant to [House grips Cameron's shoulder]
Are you still there? [House looks back from Mayfield door]
or have you moved away? [Chase and Cameron wedding, Cuddy with baby, Kutner dead]
Or have you moved away? [Foreman and Thirteen holding hands, Amber on the bus, Taub holding his wife, Wilson walking away from office]
I would love to go [House and Wilson laughing]
back to the old house [House washing dishes with Stacy, hugging his mom, smiling, running]
but I never will [House going into Mayfield]
And another post-S5: Simon & Garfunkel, Mrs. Robinson
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes [Heroin box]
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes [Heroin box]
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair [House MLC]
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids [Lupus book, fellows]
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon [House & Wilson]
Going to the candidates debate [diagnostic session]
Laugh about it, shout about it [laugh, shout]
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Non-post-five:
Shoehorn With Teeth
By: They Might Be Giants
Copyright: 1988
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (Cameron)
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs (punch Chase)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (kiss Cameron + needle)
Because he knows there's no such thing (Cameron accepting flowers from Chase)
He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair (Amber)
But he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there (House waking up)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (Amber)
Because he knows there's no such thing (hallucination!Amber)
Tour the world in a heavy metal band (House in army)
But they run out of gas (explosion)
The plane can never land (??)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (House fighting with Cuddy)
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs (punch Wilson)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (kissing Cuddy)
Because he knows there's no such thing (Cuddy realization in S5)
What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb (drugs)
When you're much too busy returning to the womb? (quick cut flirting)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (Stacy whapping him)
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs (patient in Hunting)
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth (kissing Stacy)
Because he knows there's no such thing (Stacy leaving)
I Alone by Live (for a creepy dark!Wilson vid)
Stop Your Sobbing by The Pretenders (for a meta vid)
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' today!
I'm so happy I just can't wait!
Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died
When we get to Graceland
We'll have to ride a bus
We'd better watch our language
Or the guards will beat us up
We'll get to make some cheap jokes
And buy cheaper souvenirs
If this were Disneyworld
I'd buy a pair of Elvis ears
They say it costs eight-fifty
Just to see his house
Where they keep all his records
And his fifteen foot long couch
It might seem like a rip-off
But I'm goin' anyway
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be great!
I'm so happy I just can't wait!
Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be fun
We'll get to see all Elvis's guns
Gonna tell us all about his favourite TV shows
Goin' to Graceland
We'll stand in line
We'll get to have a wild time
Gonna get to buy Love Me Tender Shampoo
When my time comes
That's how I wanna go -
Stoned and fat and wealthy
And sitting on the bowl
Lots of people say
That it's sad The King is gone
Well Elvis might be dead
But his cash flow lives on
I'll be so excited
When I see the Jungle Room
Where Elvis made some records
Including Moody Blue
Graceland is callin'
And I just can't stay away
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna cut loose
There's plenty of tourists for us to use
Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna go wild
We'll go to his grave and try to smile
Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' to Graceland [x3]
Goin' to Graceland
We're going to Hell
We're gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel
Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore
What are we waitin' for?
Let's leave right now
We're goin' to Graceland
And I don't care how
E Pluribus Elvis
That's what I say
We're goin' to Graceland today
TOO MANY IDEAS
2/17/10
Wilson POV
Willie Nelson song: "I Never Cared for You"
{guitar-napping bits]
LITERAL PICS
The sun is filled with ice and gives no warmth at all
And the skies were never blue
The stars are raindrops searching for a place to fall
And I never cared for you
I know you won't believe these things I tell you
I know you won't believe
Your heart has been forewarned all men will lie to you ["Everybody lies"]
And your mind cannot conceive
Now all depends on what I say to you
And on your doubting me
So I've prepared these statements far from true
Take heed and disbelieve
LITERAL PICS
The sun is filled with ice and gives no warmth at all
And the sky was never blue
The stars are raindrops searching for a place to fall
And I never cared for you
TRUE PICS (Contradicting lyrics)
The sun is filled with ice and gives no warmth at all
The sky was never blue
The stars are raindrops searching for a place to fall
And I never cared for you
I never cared for you
I never cared for you
Willie Nelson "Me and Paul"
Almost busted in Laredo (cop chasing them, cop cuffing Wilson>
But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose (Wilson rolling joints, House sniffing one)
But if you're staying in a motel room (Wilson going into hotle room; House in Wilson's hotel room talking to him on the phone)
And leave, just don't leave nothing in your clothes (Tritter holding up bag of drugs)
In the airport in Milwaukee (scenes from Failure to Communicate)
they refused to let us board the plane at all
They said we looked suspicious (scene from S1 with House & Wilson being all who Me?)
But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul (House and Wilson handcuffed to police bench)