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Dee Laundry ([personal profile] deelaundry) wrote2008-10-10 03:12 pm
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Have some first lines to fics I may or may not write (except the Foreman one; that I'm writing).

I have always thought that my mother was beautiful. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her unusual earlobes. It was a grave disappointment to discover many in my cohort did not share my assessment.

***

"We're not gay!" Wilson says in a voice that wants to rumble like thunder but instead floats like a cottonball cloud.

"Maybe you're not," Lucas says.

***

There have to be limits to self-loathing, Wilson had said once, which only goes to show you how firmly entrenched the man is in the clay-packed earth of denial.

***

If one more person makes one more fawning remark about Wilson's adorable new kitty-witty num-num-num, House is going to pukey-wukey over said person's shoes, shirt, and hair.

***

When Foreman walked in at three p.m. on the dot, the preschool classroom was bright, colorful, tidy, and completely empty.

***

“You really are incredibly easy.”

“What was that?’

“Easy and dumb. Throw in a pair of double-Ds and you’d be Christina Tulane from my high school. Her eyebrows weren’t quite as unruly, though.”

***

“Who uses last names all the time?”

“I know who. Hey, Walter, did you go to Phillips Andover for prep school?”

“Bite your tongue. I’m a Hotchkiss man. All the Kavanaghs go to Hotchkiss. I have a cousin there now and two more that will follow shortly. But enough of that. McKay, Wilson, the two of you have been thick as thieves for some time now.”

***

John learned about Rodney’s transfer from Katie Brown, of all people.

***

I'm sick of being a shithead, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop.

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